Distract me from the endless demands of deadlines and invite me to your school.

A few of the things I offer:

  1. Presentations that teach students how to make it in the art/freelance business.

  2. Live readings (ridiculous voices included).

  3. Lessons on any topic included in my books—from video game addiction to animal science to why we tell each other scary stories.

  4. Most importantly, I will not try to sell my books to your students. They’re smart enough to decide for themselves. I’m just there to help them learn.

I’m more than happy to work out a price that works for both of us.